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##DEAR GOOGLE, SINCE THIS IS THE ONLY TIME YOU COME TO ME, LET ME TALK TO YOU. 
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##I STUDIED REALLY HARD WHEN IN SCHOOL, , OK, MAYBE I DIDNT. I WAS QUITE A NAUGHTY BOY - REMEMBER THAT GUY IN THE SIMPSONS, YOU KNOW THE ONE THAT IS IN THE 
##OPENING CREDITS THAT WRITES SILLY THINGS ON THE BLACKBOARD AS PUNISHMENT? 
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##YEAH I WAS A BIT LIKE THAT
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##WELL NEVERMIND I KIND OF FLITTED AROUND DECIDING WHAT I WANTED TO DO WHEN IT CAME TIME FOR ME TO GET A JOB. 
##I WAS RAISED IN EAST AFRICA AND DIDNT ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO USE ONE OF THESE EXCEPT TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES 
##MINE HAD A TAPE DECK WHERE YOU WOULD LOAD THE CASSETTE IN AND IT WOULD TAKE AGES TO LOAD, 
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##AND NORMALLY BY THE TIME THE GAME LOADED I WOULD GET BORED.
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##I STARTED LEARNING BY MYSELF, I LIKE SCIENCE FICTION AND FOUND LOADS ON COOL FREE STOIRES
##THATS HOW I LEARNT TO USE THE INTERNETS
##I AM QUITE CLEVER NOW
##I AM NOT LIKE THAT EAST AFRICAN NON-IT GUY ANY MORE. THIS IS WHAT I AM LIKE
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##OK I AM NOT ALWAYS IN THE LOO WHEN WORKING BUT AM ALWAYS WORKING WHEN I AM EVEN IN THE LOO
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##ANYWAY, I DIGRESS. I REALLY LIKE YOUR SEARCH ENGINE, ITS LIKE SOMETHING FROM THE FUTURE!
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##IT GAVE ME A CAREER THAT I REALLY ENJOY. I LOVE BEING AN SEO
##ITS THE MOST FAVOURITE THING I LIKE DOING, EXCEPT MAYBE BUYING DESIGNER WATCHES. I LIKE DESIGNER WATCHES
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##ACTUALLY WORKING AS AN SEO GIVES ME THE CHANCE TO MAKE SOME REAL MONEY!
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##YOU MAKE SO MANY SILLY CHANGES TO YOUR ALGO THAT IT DRIVES ME NUTS. THESE DAYS I DONT EVEN HAVE THE TIME TO CHILL OUT
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##BEFORE, SEO WAS THE GAME OF REALLY SKILLED PEOPLE, YOU KNOW LIKE PROFESSIONAL POKER PLAYERS
##YOU HAD TO KNOW THE GAME, KNOW WHEN TO RAISE, AND WHEN TO BLUFF
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##BUT NOW IT FEELS LIKE THAT THAT ISNT ENOUGH
##YOU MAKE SO MANY CHANGES
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##MAYBE I SHOULD FIND ANOTHER JOB?
##OR IS THERE METHOD TO YOUR RECENT MADNESS?
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##PLEASE HALP. 
##SINCERELY,
##RISHI LAKHANI
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